The Final, Exhaustive Definition of Pregnancy

preg·nan·cy /ˈprɛgnənsi/
noun, plural preg·nan·cies.
the state or condition of going to the bathroom, peeing, leaving the bathroom, and immediately needing to pee again.

That is all.

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4 thoughts on “The Final, Exhaustive Definition of Pregnancy

  1. Kay Weger says:

    But in between trips to the bathroom, did you get your “thank you” notes written?

  2. Anna Gilliland says:

    About when are you due?

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