I really shouldn't be allowed to use knives at all.
Me: I really shouldn’t be allowed to use knives at all.
Ed: Why do you say that?
Me: Well, if I’d been using the Cutco or a Pampered Chef knife, I would’ve sliced my finger wide open just now.
Ed: You really shouldn’t do things like that.
Me: I know. It’s like my life isn’t already interesting enough or something.