Mahwige…Dat Bwessed Awwangement

Me: You’ll feel better if you get up and move around.

Ed: *You’ll* feel better if *you* get up and move around.

Me: No, I won’t.

Ed: Then how do you know I will?

Me: Because you don’t have a person living inside you!

Ed: …Jesus.

Me: You are such a dork.

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2 thoughts on “Mahwige…Dat Bwessed Awwangement

  1. Kay Weger says:

    You asked for that one! Won’t be able to use it as an excuse much longer. Mama

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