Ed: What are you *doing*?
Me: It says to reblog this with my tongue.
Me: According to this, 95% of people can’t do it.
Ed: I don’t doubt it.
Me: My touchscreen won’t respond. I have to dry my tongue first. How do you dry your tongue?
Ed: You probably don’t.
Me: Nnng. Mmmp. Guh. Shoot, I have to start over.
Me: There. I did it. I am so superior to 95% of people.
Today, I bring you a guest post from my friend and fellow Kindle All-Stars writer, Tony Healey. Tony’s got a great, easy way for you to help out a little girl with cystic fibrosis. Well worth the minute or two! Here’s Tony to tell you more:
At the beginning of this year I released a charity anthology, featuring the work of 16 fantastic writers and the artwork of the legendary Bruce Pennington, with all proceeds to go to The Cystic Fibrosis Trust (we’ve not hit enough for a donation yet – but we’re getting there). [Editor’s Note: This is Edge of Oblivion, the anthology I told you about here.]
The original inspiration for that collection of stories – and for doing something to raise funds for CF in the first place – is a little girl called Tilly.
She has a chance to win a free holiday with her Mummy and Daddy next year, but she needs your help. It’s very easy and will only take 2 minutes of your time.
Step 1. Click this link: http://havenholidays.offerpop.com/campaign/649927/entry/4270902
Step 2. LIKE the Haven Facebook page (you can always UN-LIKE it later).
Step 3. Scroll down on the FB page and hit the VOTE button.
Of course, if you wanted to be super-duper cool you could also share the above link and get your friends to vote too. In fact, here’s the link again in case you want to do that: http://havenholidays.offerpop.com/campaign/649927/entry/4270902.
I’d like to see Tilly reach 1000 votes and take first place. I’ll also be promoting this via my Official Facebook Page, too, which is: https://www.facebook.com/fringescientist?ref=hl.
Thanks for your help and support. Let’s win this brave little girl a holiday.
So there you have it, folks! Go place your vote for Tilly and help send her and her family on a lovely vacay!
by Courtney Cantrell
After my funeral, I crossed nearly two continents and an ocean to get to her.
I watched through the window as she slid out of her bra and panties, the first time I’d ever glimpsed those beautiful curves glorious and naked.
When I rapped on the pane, she rushed to let me in as though understanding that our long, agonizing wait had ended and we could finally be together…in spite of my fangs…or because of them.