In which I get too intimate with my smartphone.
Ed: What are you *doing*?
Me: It says to reblog this with my tongue.
Me: According to this, 95% of people can’t do it.
Ed: I don’t doubt it.
Me: My touchscreen won’t respond. I have to dry my tongue first. How do you dry your tongue?
Ed: You probably don’t.
Me: Nnng. Mmmp. Guh. Shoot, I have to start over.
Me: There. I did it. I am so superior to 95% of people.