that moment when your husband points out to you that the strangely liquidy laundry soap you’ve been washing clothes in for a week is actually fabric softener
well, that explains a lot
In Other News
4yo: You be Twilight Sparkle, and I’ll be Nightmare Moon.
Me: Well, Twilight Sparkle reads books, so let’s go read some books.
4yo: And Nightmare Moon kills people, so let’s go kill some people.
4yo: Mama, you are a normal person.
Me: Thank you, so are you. What does normal mean?
4yo: It means that you’re alive.
This seems rather deep and #existential for a preschooler.