Vorpal Unicorn Morphing Powers and an Ode to Vacuum Cleaners
Via Google Analytics, I get to see which Google searches lead visitors to my blog. Here are a few of my recent favorite keywords…along with an original poem about my vacuum cleaner….
Via Google Analytics, I get to see which Google searches lead visitors to my blog. Here are a few of my recent favorite keywords…along with an original poem about my vacuum cleaner….
Once upon a time, busyness and pregnancy exhaustion got me today…..
In this episode of Courtney’s Brain Does Odd Things, I discuss with the husband what we’re really going to miss after the zombie apocalypse.
A marital horror incident of epic proportions. In mine own living room. Read at your own risk.
Today, I share with you some recent revelations I’ve had concerning pregnancy. I’ve concluded that humanity speaks in code about this, and one doesn’t get to decipher said code until one enters the state of being with child. I’ve decided to reveal five of the secrets to you, that you might be better prepared for your own future or at least come to a deeper understanding of certain apparently crazy women of your acquaintance…
In this short exchange, we see a gardening-inspired marital moment.
Today, I’d planned to post the second half of my top ten list about being pregnant. Instead, I read something this morning that turned my stomach and wore me out in a completely different way. The something in question was “Let Me Tell You About the Birds and the Bees: Gender and the Fallout Over …
In case you didn’t know already: I’m pregnant! After a rough first trimester and to celebrate my return from The Nefarious Kingdom of Nausea and Exhaustion, I’ve put together a list of ten things that, if they didn’t surprise me entirely over the last few months, at least caused my expectations (expectations, get it? ha ha) to morph into something unrecognizable pretty much overnight….
Hello, my lovelies! It’s been awhile since you’ve seen me around here regularly. I know, sweet things, I’ve missed you, too. Just a brief update: Pregnancy is going well, and Week 15 begins tomorrow. Nausea is receding, and energy is returning. Can I get a hallelujah?! It feels soooooo good to be back among the …
So, the other day, the husband and I had this thing about mismatched socks….