Or: In Which I Have Way Too Much Fun Taking Screenshots of Twitter
Apparently, dear inklings, I am in listing mode. By which I do not mean that I am a boat. But I do mean that I’m currently (ha! ha!) about writing lists.
LISTS! YES! Give me list-ery, or give me death!
I don’t know what just happened.
Anyway. Last week, I listed 33 Questions. On Tuesday, I listed 10 Novel-Writing no-nos. (Don’t do those no-nos, or cute things all the way on the other side of the universe will die.) Yesterday on Unstressed Syllables, I listed a googolplex of writing inspirations.
Today, my luvs, I shall list 10 blog post titles. These titles are for you. You may use them however you like. It would mega-cramazing if, when you use them, you’d link back to me so I can come read what you wrote in response to my titles.
If you don’t link back to me, I will send my legion of Evil Elves to tattoo “I’m a nerd” on your forehead.
So here ya go. Have at it, and have fun!
10 Blog Post Ideas for My Readers
(That was the first one.)
The following two titles resulted from a Twittersation with one Dean Carlton (@DinoCarlton), which went something like this:
5 Ways to Edify the Twitter Kitchen
101 Ways to Wok the Twitter-Bird
Moving right along…
The Blogging Habits of 13th-Century Monks
How to Please Everyone on the Internet (Even Your Mom)*
All Dressed Up and No Place to Blog
50 Ways to Leave Your Blogger
Why Grocery Shopping Is the 9th Circle of Hell
Fruit Flies Like a Banana
Subtitled: And Other Linguistic Shenanigans
When Good Velociraptors Go Bad
And there you got it, sugar. Ten blog post ideas to vex, befuddle, and inspire you. No substitutions, exchanges, or refunds. And please do let me know how you make use of these!
Ooooh! And if you have some fun blog post titles of your own to share, list ’em in the comments! ;oD
*For the record, I don’t actually believe it’s possible to please everyone, on the Internet or otherwise. But I’d love to see a whopping sarcastic post to go with this title. ; )
Photo credit Julie V. Photography.