Also: SPOLIER, If You Haven’t Seen a Preview for Tonight’s Episode
Me: Honey, tonight’s “The Blacklist.” Are you excited?
Ed: I’m scared.
Me: Of what?
Ed: That one guy is gonna get hurt really bad.
Me: Who? Red?
Ed: Yeah. He’s gonna get hurt really bad. I saw a preview.
Me: Hey! Thanks for the spoiler! (she said, as though she didn’t already know.) ; )
Ed: It was a preview.
Me: So?! That doesn’t mean I saw it!
Ed: I can’t help it, it was a preview!
Me: What, so previews are sacred now?
Me: I don’t remember reading that in my catechism.