SotU: Birds Carrying Twitterwhales
This is what happens when Twitter is down.
SHADOWS AFTER MIDNIGHT live at Amazon!
Hello, my dears! I know it’s been a stupid long time since you’ve heard anything substantial from me here. I am so very sorry! But it’s because I’ve been working hard to get you this: The paperback of SHADOWS AFTER MIDNIGHT is now available at Amazon. Click here to buy your copy, and happy reading! …
Baby, You Can Too Write a Novel!
Hey sweet’eart. Missing me? Good, I miss you, too. : )
Life’s got me hustling and bustling enough to keep my blogging fingers busy elsewheres — but I promise an update SOON.
In the meantime, click to read my guest post about life, the universe, and everything, and how You. Are. Enough.
42, y’all. BANGERANG.
Growing Up in Bowel Town: Marauders
I grew up in the German city of Darmstadt, which literally translates to “Bowel City,” which I choose to render as “Bowel Town” because it sounds funnier. My first home in Darmstadt was an apartment building at Roßdörferstraße 55, which loosely translates to “Horse-Village Street” — I swear I am not making this up…
And Now, a Word from Weird Al Yankovic about Email Fwds
If you’ve ever begged your friends or family not to forward emails that cc your address to 2 billion people, this is a video you’ll want to see….
Away Message and EXTREME Cuteness
As many of you already know, I was stricken with plague a few weeks back. When Horrid Gunkdom finally capitulated, I started playing catch-up, which is my favorite game, and I just lied to your face about how much I enjoy playing catch-up. The upshot of it all is that the blog has suffered this week…
Dumb Jocks in Sandals
Hile, inklings! You might or might not recall that I have a weekly guest column at Unstressed Syllables, my friend Aaron’s blog. Please click through here to find out what I got out of reading Conan the Barbarian. (I bet it’s more than you suspect!)
German Rye Bread Recipe
It’s a yummy German bread recipe! Come see! Bake and be merry!
But I’m a Novelist — Why Write Short Stories?
Today, my lovelies, we’re back to short stories and the purpose thereof. Why write them? What’s the point of creating a world and then only spending a few pages in it?
Booty-Gouty Flips My Bangerang Switch
So. If you are… …one of my followers on Twitter, someone considering following me on Twitter, or someone considering joining Twitter and then following me… …I feel it’s only fair to let you know what you’ve gotten / what you’re getting yourself into. You see, sometimes, on Twitter, it starts out simple. Like a conversation …