So, a couple of weeks ago, I took a day and instead of tweeting, just emailed myself everything I would’ve tweeted. I did this knowing I would eventually blog it all. I don’t know why. There’s no particular goal of this, just the fact that the blog is a laboratory and I get to mush stuff together on it and see what goes kablooey.
So here are my tweets, including the stuff I would’ve re-tweeted (RT). Make of the mess what you will.
Stereoscopic vision really freaks me out sometimes.
It is not a happy thing when the baby eats a dead bug. *SIGH*
RT @lecrae: Peace doesn’t mean you won’t have problems. It’s means problems won’t have you.
HEY I JUST MET YOU, AND THIS IS CRAZY
BUT LET’S TELL RIDDLES AND I’LL EAT YOU MAYBE.
(I tweeted this one after all. Had to.)
RT @scalzi: Most nerdy t-shirts just don’t seem that clever to me anymore. Clearly, my next t-shirt should read WHY ARE YOU ON MY LAWN
Your choices change the direction of other people’s lives. You are not isolated.
RT @AdviceToWriters: There’s a word for a writer who never gives up: published. JOE KONRATH
#amwriting #publishing #writing
RT @BenHoward87: If you see a centaur, remember it is not your friend. It is a mythical creature and as such does have the capability for rational thought.
Sometimes you just gotta take a few minutes and shave your legs.
Me too. RT @YMinisterswife: Sometimes I am compassionate. Sometimes I am not.
I am working on it.
This floor is messing with my head.
RT @PassiveVoiceBlg: Misguggle http://t.co/h8dCtF0HCM
RT @BenHoward87: Peanuts cartoons + Morrissey lyrics = the hilarity of existential despair http://t.co/DkfxO50Kw6
I am in my favorite place in the entire universe. Walmart checkout. #notreally
I’ve been beta-reading things for people lately. Good to work on #amwriting stuff, even if it’s not mine.
RT @LeVostreGC: Thou: subjecte. Thee: objecte. Thy: possessif (:thyne, yf yn front of a vowel). Now thou knowst, and the knowinge ys wel half of the battel.
Trying to clean my carpet with baking soda and vinegar.
I own a banana slicer and I am not ashamed.
Remember when Scully wore shoulder pads?
Remember when desktop monitors were the size of anvils?
RT @pattonoswalt: Be a warrior, that your son may be a doctor, and his son a poet, and his son a podcaster, and his son a resentful Libertarian.
Remember when we couldn’t Google anything?
RT @LeVostreGC: Siri, wher ys the horse and the ridere? Siri, wher ys the horn that was blowinge?
.@LeVostreGC Wher in the worlde ys Carmen Sandiego?
Remember when payphones?
Just so you know, Kinesio-taping your stomach to pull your abs together is not for sissies. #diastasisrecti
That awkward moment when you look in the mirror and there’s an ant crawling in your hair.
It occurs to me that I haven’t performed a solo in 7 years.
Rain. Thunder. Contented. Sigh.
RT @BenHoward87: If I blame everyone alive for all the things that have happened in existence, will the internet still have a reason to exist?