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August 11, 2012 / Courtney

The Final, Exhaustive Definition of Pregnancy

The title says it all.

preg·nan·cy /ˈprɛgnənsi/
noun, plural preg·nan·cies.
the state or condition of going to the bathroom, peeing, leaving the bathroom, and immediately needing to pee again.

That is all.

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  1. Kay Weger says:
    August 11, 2012 at 8:14 pm

    But in between trips to the bathroom, did you get your “thank you” notes written?

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    1. Courtney Cantrell says:
      August 15, 2012 at 3:53 pm

      Nope! : )

      Reply
  2. Anna Gilliland says:
    August 12, 2012 at 8:08 pm

    About when are you due?

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    1. Courtney Cantrell says:
      August 15, 2012 at 3:54 pm

      Toward the end of September. Getting close!

      Reply

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