Mahwige…Dat Bwessed Awwangement
Marriage is funny sometimes.
Me: You’ll feel better if you get up and move around.
Ed: *You’ll* feel better if *you* get up and move around.
Me: No, I won’t.
Ed: Then how do you know I will?
Me: Because you don’t have a person living inside you!
Ed: …Jesus.
Me: You are such a dork.
You asked for that one! Won’t be able to use it as an excuse much longer. Mama
Yeah, yeah. ; ) What about the excuse of recovering from pregnancy, labor, and delivery? I should be able to keep milking that one for a while!