Arachnophobia
Spiders. No no no no no no no.
Me: Horror is feeling a tickle on your thumb and looking down to see a spider crawling on it.
Ed: Did that happen?
Me: Yes.
Ed: To you?
Me: Yes.
Ed: Just now?
Me: Yes.
Ed: I apologize.
Me: Thank you. Now kill this earwig for me.
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(This is not to diminish what’s going on in my city right now. I needed a moment of comic relief.)