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August 20, 2014 / Courtney

This is why I should stay off of Pinterest.

In which I get too intimate with my smartphone.

Ed: What are you *doing*?

Me: It says to reblog this with my tongue.

Ed: Okayyy….

Me: According to this, 95% of people can’t do it.

Ed: I don’t doubt it.

Me: My touchscreen won’t respond. I have to dry my tongue first. How do you dry your tongue?

Ed: You probably don’t.

Me: Nnng. Mmmp. Guh. Shoot, I have to start over.

Ed: …

Me: There. I did it. I am so superior to 95% of people.

Ed: *sigh*

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  1. Laurie Laliberte says:
    August 26, 2014 at 10:33 pm

    The sad thing is that I can see you doing this. 😉

    Reply
    1. Courtney Cantrell says:
      September 10, 2014 at 11:12 am

      Well, I have to keep myself entertained somehow. ; )

      Reply

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