In the Zombie Apocalypse, I Won’t Be Wearing Makeup
Here are instructions on how to break into a truck trailer with a blowtorch.
Category: Courtney
Arachnophobia
Spiders. No no no no no no no.
Tornado and Truth: In the Aftermath of May 20, 2013
Thoughts in the aftermath of the most destructive tornado in recorded history.
Frying Up Some Mock Turtle, and Other Shenanigans
Here’s why I haven’t been writing lately. And here’s what I’ve written lately. Don’t worry if this elicits some cognitive dissonance; they tell me that chocolate cures it.
I am the Samson of the Sock World
I possess more than just vorpal unicorn morphing powers. Just wait ’til you see what I can do with my socks.
5 Things They Don’t Tell You About Being a New Momma
Greetings, my beloved inklings! It’s been a while since you’ve heard from me here. I mean, yeah, I’ve been posting something every week or so, but those recent posts haven’t had a lot of meat to them. I know. What can I say? The reason for my silence is also the originator of this post’s …
Pubbed and Read in 2012
Here’s a short review of what I published and read in 2012!
I got a Vizify bio. Let me show you it.
I got a Vizify bio. As one does. It is here….
Away Message: L & D Is Not for Sissies
Last week, I pushed something the size of a small watermelon out of something the size of a shooter marble….
Insomnia + Twitter = Random
This post is really for those of you who don’t follow me on Twitter and, therefore, don’t get the pleasure of perusing the oddities that spew from my thumbs when I can’t sleep (which is happening more and more often of late). But those of you who do follow me might appreciate having the recent …