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July 16, 2015 / Courtney / Language

what is her back beach

And now for something that only I might find funny. But I do confess I laughed so hard, I cried. I recently had the toddler (2 years, 10 months) leave Ed a voicemail message. The audio is utterly endearing and cute. But I was in stitches reading the Google Voice transcription: “Hey. And yeah, Hi. …

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June 16, 2015 / Courtney / Creativity

Movies, books, and hobbits

Hile, my beloved inklings. I hope this finds you in fine fettle and pie. This is yet another post that has gestated long in my Drafts folder. Its conception occurred when I watched the first of Peter Jackson’s Hobbit movies, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, and then read John Scalzi’s review of the same. Since …

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September 15, 2014 / Courtney / Language

I needed a place to put this.

“Compuzzled” is a nifty word. Also I like it.

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October 14, 2013 / Courtney / Language

Don’t Forget Your Porn Bucket

So, my husband works in hardwood flooring. He comes home with stories to amuse me. In related news, dialects are cramazing. World, never stop being you.

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September 9, 2013 / Courtney / Creativity

Fantasy/Sci-Fi Resource: Ent Larva and Dances With Testicles

Today, I’m offering you some free writing inspiration courtesy of incorrectly translated German. We’ve got testicle dances, tar birds, and elves made of ice. Come and see!

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August 2, 2013 / Courtney / Inspiration

Three Poetry Faves: Existentialist Slithy Flues

Today I bring you three of my favorite short poems by other people. One is silly, one is thought-provoking, and one means whatever you want it to. Enjoy.

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May 15, 2013 / Courtney / Creativity

Dragon Vs. Turkey, Death by Hamster, and Writing Advice

This post heralds my return to blogging after a month-long hiatus. Also, hamster make-outs, scrambled felines, and writing advice.

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August 7, 2012 / Courtney / Creativity

Vorpal Unicorn Morphing Powers and an Ode to Vacuum Cleaners

Via Google Analytics, I get to see which Google searches lead visitors to my blog. Here are a few of my recent favorite keywords…along with an original poem about my vacuum cleaner….

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August 5, 2012 / Courtney

An Extremely Brief History of How I Got Gotten

Once upon a time, busyness and pregnancy exhaustion got me today…..

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August 3, 2012 / Courtney / Inspiration

Glances That Fall Like Sunshine

Today I’m showcasing two poems that speak to me in regard to spreading joy and light throughout the world around me instead of spreading negativity and darkness. These are not soundbytes, flippant remarks, or 140-character snippets….

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