I don’t often wax on (or off) about my faith on this blog–mainly because, if you’ve found your way here, you probably did so for the writing and reading and snark, not the “religion” stuff. (Note: I’m not religious. I’m a Jesus-follower. There’s a distinct difference. If you want me to wax and polish that …
let’s chorusline. In related news, this week the USA elected as president a man who has zero political experience, and I heard the phrase “every V.I.P. has to V.I.Poo,” so I’m pretty sure the apocalypse is nigh. I have the hiccups.
Are olives fruit? And other brief shenanigans….
Also: SPOLIER, If You Haven’t Seen a Preview for Tonight’s Episode Me: Honey, tonight’s “The Blacklist.” Are you excited? Ed: I’m scared. Me: Of what? Ed: That one guy is gonna get hurt really bad. Me: Who? Red? Ed: Yeah. He’s gonna get hurt really bad. I saw a preview. Me: Hey! Thanks for the …
Scarlett O’Hara, separated abs, and squeezing myself into a torture device that produces whangdoodles.
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So, my husband works in hardwood flooring. He comes home with stories to amuse me. In related news, dialects are cramazing. World, never stop being you.
A mad scientist kidnapped me and dumped my consciousness into someone else’s body. That’s the only thing I can figure. This new body of mine moves funny. It’s looser in the hips, as though my top half and my bottom half aren’t hinged together right. I feel it when I walk: Sometimes, I have to …
Examining stupidity in marriage.