That’s not a corset, mate. THIS is a corset.
Scarlett O’Hara, separated abs, and squeezing myself into a torture device that produces whangdoodles.
Three-sentence horror story: SNACKTIME
Horror in three sentences. IN THREE SENTENCES, PEOPLE. Come read it!
Writing Resource: First Lines #NaNoWriMo
Here is a list of first lines that you’re free to use as you see fit: as inspiration for other opening lines, inspiration for stories, inspiration for poetry, inspiration for a collection of fictional tweets from the bathroom….
Three-sentence horror story: HONEYMOON
This is my second attempt at writing a short story in three sentences. Please to enjoy!
10 Things I’ve Done That You Probably Haven’t
Here’s a top ten list of things I’ve done that you probably haven’t. And if you have, tell us about it!
My Blog Is Being Weirdo
I’m not receiving comment notification emails again. So if you comment and I don’t reply, please don’t feel ignored. I’m researching how to fix this (and getting nowhere, so if anyone has any advice, please share!).
Also, a few Headway and WordPress updates back, my Google Analytics stopped tracking. I sorely miss it. If you know how to fix this, please tell me. Thanks!
Works-in-Progress Update and Getting Naked
Ennui, killing off characters, angsty writer panic, and getting naked.
Memorable Medical Marijuana
I forget things a lot. But my first medical marijuana establishment? Nope, that’s unforgettable.
The Starship Enterprise and a Break from Social Media
So…I decided a few days ago that I need a social media break. It’s starting at midnight, it covers Twitter and Facebook, and it will likely last a week. I need this for several reasons….
Don’t Forget Your Porn Bucket
So, my husband works in hardwood flooring. He comes home with stories to amuse me. In related news, dialects are cramazing. World, never stop being you.