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October 16, 2012 / Courtney / Random

In Which I Don’t Understand America

Sometimes, I have trouble integrating my German experiences with my American ones. This is one of those times. Let me show you it.

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October 9, 2012 / Courtney / Random

Boba Fett Turns Into a Frog

My baby daughter gains exposure to the weirdness of her family of origin.

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September 30, 2012 / Courtney

Away Message: L & D Is Not for Sissies

Last week, I pushed something the size of a small watermelon out of something the size of a shooter marble….

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September 18, 2012 / Courtney / Writing

Your Novel Is Missing Something

Since I’ve been posting on so much various and sundry of late, I thought it well to pen for you a few whats concerning writing today. Specifically, we’ll be discussing what to do when you find that your novel is too short. This is also by way of an update on my own Writing Life….

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September 17, 2012 / Courtney / Creativity

How to Burn a Pitiful Omelette

Burnt Omelette in 10 Easy Steps

Ingredients

2 eggs
1 tbsp canola oil
1 skillet
1 stove burner, heated

Directions

1. Place skillet on heated burner.

2. Crack both eggs into skillet. Add canola oil.

3. Scramble eggs (because scrambled eggs are what you intended to cook in the first place).

4. Walk away.

5. Sit down at computer and look at Twitter.

6. Smell something funny.

7. “Run” to kitchen (except that you can’t run because you’re 39 weeks pregnant and everything hurts).

8. Observe “pitiful omelette” smoking in skillet in place of scrambled eggs.

9. Scrape pitiful omelette into trash can.

10. Repeat from Step 1, omitting Steps 4-10.

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September 14, 2012 / Courtney / Random

Iñigo Montoya: You Keep Using That Word

Reality, Iñigo Montoya, and the definition of “is.”

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September 13, 2012 / Courtney / Writing

OPINIONS WANTED! Win free books!

I’m giving away free copies of my future novel! Come see how you can win one or *gasp* two!

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September 12, 2012 / Courtney / Inspiration

Would you PLEASE do me this favor?

What the title says.

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September 11, 2012 / Courtney / Random

Mahwige…Dat Bwessed Awwangement

Marriage is funny sometimes.

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September 10, 2012 / Courtney / Inspiration

I’ve never been suicidal. Not really. But.

In case the title of this post doesn’t serve as adequate warning, please note that this post concerns suicide. If reading about suicide is a trigger for you for suicidal thoughts, please don’t read this. Call 800-273-TALK or visit http://take5tosavelives.org.

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Courtney Cantrell writes fantasy and sci-fi, reads all manner of books, has lost all ability to watch regular network TV, and possesses vorpal unicorn morphing powers. She is made mostly of coffee and chocolate.

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