The Realities of the Zombie Apocalypse
In this episode of Courtney's Brain Does Odd Things, I discuss with the husband what we're really going to miss after the zombie apocalypse.
Me: You know what the worst loss of the zombie apocalypse will be?
Ed: What?
Me: Chocolate. Eventually, we’re going to run out of chocolate.
Ed: Um.
Me: No, really. People will raid and loot stores. Eventually there won’t be any chocolate left at all.
Ed: Okay.
Me: And cocoa beans don’t grow here. We’ll have to go south.
Ed: Okay.
Me: We’ll have to make our way to Brazil. To find the cocoa beans.
Ed: I’m tired.
Me: You think I’m mentally unstable, don’t you?
Ed: Sometimes, yes, I do.
Me: I just want to make sure we can have chocolate.
Ed: I’m going to bed.
I’d tell you to start hoarding chocolate now, but that would defeat the whole purpose. You’d just run out faster because of the easy access.
Too true, too true. And especially right now, that would not make my doctor very happy with me. ; )