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April 14, 2013 / Courtney / Random

I worm in the ocean with sharp teeth.

Worms, oceans, and sharp teeth. I don't know why.

Me: Google Analytics tells me that someone found my blog by Googling the phrase “I worm in the ocean with sharp teeth.”

Ed: …I what?

Me: I worm.

Ed: I worm?

Me: I worm.

Ed: …

Me: In the ocean. With sharp teeth.

Ed: Why?

Me: I dunno.

Ed: That’s some typo.

Me: A typo of what?

Ed: I dunno.

Me: What makes you think it’s a typo?

Ed: Why would someone Google that on purpose?

Me: People are weird.

Drawing this made sense in my head.
Drawing this made sense in my head.

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Courtney Cantrell writes fantasy and sci-fi, reads all manner of books, has lost all ability to watch regular network TV, and possesses vorpal unicorn morphing powers. She is made mostly of coffee and chocolate.

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