I worm in the ocean with sharp teeth.
Worms, oceans, and sharp teeth. I don't know why.
Me: Google Analytics tells me that someone found my blog by Googling the phrase “I worm in the ocean with sharp teeth.”
Ed: …I what?
Me: I worm.
Ed: I worm?
Me: I worm.
Ed: …
Me: In the ocean. With sharp teeth.
Ed: Why?
Me: I dunno.
Ed: That’s some typo.
Me: A typo of what?
Ed: I dunno.
Me: What makes you think it’s a typo?
Ed: Why would someone Google that on purpose?
Me: People are weird.
