The One Where I Might Be Dumb

Me: You’re up late. You said you were going to bed an hour ago.

Ed: I’m dumb.

Me: You’re not dumb.

Ed: I’m dumb.

Me: You’re not dumb. I wouldn’t’ve married you if you were dumb.

Ed: You’ve said that before. I’m starting to think you’re dumb too, and we just don’t know it yet.