Vorpal Unicorn Morphing Powers and an Ode to Vacuum Cleaners
Via Google Analytics, I get to see which Google searches lead visitors to my blog. Here are a few of my recent favorite keywords…along with an original poem about my vacuum cleaner….
Category: Courtney / Random
An Extremely Brief History of How I Got Gotten
Once upon a time, busyness and pregnancy exhaustion got me today…..
The Realities of the Zombie Apocalypse
In this episode of Courtney’s Brain Does Odd Things, I discuss with the husband what we’re really going to miss after the zombie apocalypse.
Hypocrisy in Marriage: A Horror Story
A marital horror incident of epic proportions. In mine own living room. Read at your own risk.
Decoding Pregnancy: 5 Secrets Revealed
Today, I share with you some recent revelations I’ve had concerning pregnancy. I’ve concluded that humanity speaks in code about this, and one doesn’t get to decipher said code until one enters the state of being with child. I’ve decided to reveal five of the secrets to you, that you might be better prepared for your own future or at least come to a deeper understanding of certain apparently crazy women of your acquaintance…
Gettin’ Dirty
In this short exchange, we see a gardening-inspired marital moment.
Death and Rape Threats
Today, I’d planned to post the second half of my top ten list about being pregnant. Instead, I read something this morning that turned my stomach and wore me out in a completely different way. The something in question was “Let Me Tell You About the Birds and the Bees: Gender and the Fallout Over …
10 Things They Don’t Tell You About Being A Baby Factory, Pt. 1
In case you didn’t know already: I’m pregnant! After a rough first trimester and to celebrate my return from The Nefarious Kingdom of Nausea and Exhaustion, I’ve put together a list of ten things that, if they didn’t surprise me entirely over the last few months, at least caused my expectations (expectations, get it? ha ha) to morph into something unrecognizable pretty much overnight….
An Interview with Christian Smith on The Bible Made Impossible
Hello, my lovelies! It’s been awhile since you’ve seen me around here regularly. I know, sweet things, I’ve missed you, too. Just a brief update: Pregnancy is going well, and Week 15 begins tomorrow. Nausea is receding, and energy is returning. Can I get a hallelujah?! It feels soooooo good to be back among the …
Marital Sock Fetish, Exposed*
So, the other day, the husband and I had this thing about mismatched socks….